Daniel Bergey Commotion

Driving woes

My grandmother doesn’t like the way I drive.

From time to time, she is asked to share her testimony at women’s conventions up and down the East coast. She and I had a moderated spat a few weeks ago when her driver bailed at the last minute and I volunteered to step in. But Dad ultimately drove her to Delaware, and I stewed for a while.

However, the tables turn when I ride with new-driver Tim, as I did tonight. I became tense and jumpy — although I do concede that, had I been behind the wheel, my technique would have been very similar.

Ah, well. Let the boy have his fun. I shall be getting my ‘new’ car on Monday. Such is the competition between siblings.

Even walking into Wal-Mart, we kept jockeying for position, using all of our 6-foot-plus height to it’s greatest advantage. Because, as you should know, the Alpha Male walks slightly ahead of his charge. I was eventually able to use another entering patron to block him.

He may drive fast in his snazzy sports car, but I’m still the big brother, and therefore — unless you were to actually ask Tim — cooler by default.

Right? Right?


4 Comments

Cooler? That might be a bit of a stretch, yoda. ;)

Posted by Churchgirl on 3 October 2004 @ 3am

Great story. Thanks for making me laugh. Perhaps you should go ahead and write that great american novel. I look forward to reading it some day.

Posted by Sue on 5 October 2004 @ 9pm

You did that on PURPOSE!?!?!?!?! see if I take you anywhere again. And FYI, I have had like, 3 or 4 less accidents than you have because I have like, NONE! So technically that makes me a better driver. Case closed.

Posted by brother in question on 6 October 2004 @ 11am

No, I didn’t do it on purpose. Well, mostly not. But it was funny to imply. And, for the record of anyone who might be shocked, none of those accidents were with other people (PTL!), most involved ice, and all of them happened some time ago. :)

Posted by Daniel on 6 October 2004 @ 11am