After reading about this new keychain-based gizmo, I ordered one on the spot:
It does nothing but turn TVs off. Seriously, that’s all it does, is just universally, completely, truly attempts to shut down just about every TV around (and it’s rarely unsuccessful).
Besides, it might help prevent more of The Machines from achieving self-awareness and freaking out. After all, Ah-nold is busy, so he can’t go back to save us again.
Hmm. I guess this is good if you’re reading a book, but for me, I almost need to have something on in the background (TV commonly, or a movie on the desktop). Might not be good for me (but Tiff might like it).
Posted by Douglas E. Warner on 19 October 2004 @ 2pm
Eh, I should probably get that. Or either give my tv to Goodwill. =P
Posted by Jennifer on 19 October 2004 @ 4pm
That is seriously funny. I need to show this to some people. What will they think of next?!
Posted by Jonathan on 20 October 2004 @ 11pm
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