Two jokes told by me that Mom thought were funny. Laugh along with her — or don’t. Joke #1 Me: “How many ADD/ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?” Mom: “How many?” Me: “Let’s go ride bikes!” In the interest of ‘getting’ the joke, it should be noted that I was […]
I’ve been observing the Mount St. Helens VolcanoCam for the past week or so (via meyerweb). They seem be having occasional problems. Today, the webmaster cited an “apparent connection failure”. I wonder why they’re having so many problems? Could it possibly be related to the fact that the camera is sitting on an erupting volcano?
The end of worship leading? and new church sewer issues.
In which I play the piano at the Girls’ Lock-In at church.
var img1 = new Image; img1.src = ‘/blogimages/penguins.gif’; Chris sent me this animated GIF. I suppose it was originally real footage, and someone noticed the imagined mischief in the mind of the right-most penguin.
I currently derive great enjoyment from these, particularly when shared with friends: Homestar Runner: it’s dot com! The insane Quiznos Subs commercials: we love the subs and take a buck off The dramatic FedEx commercial That scene from The Producers where Gene Kelly Wilder goes into hysterics. That’s pretty funny, though I wouldn’t really recommend […]
“A computer without Microsoft is like a chocolate cake without mustard.”
My new favorite super-villain.
writes: Daniel is getting married! Hooray! Her name is Beverly, but she insists that everyone call her Perciville. I don’t know what that’s all about. Let’s all wish them the best and hope that this marriage is better than his last one with whats-her-name the dancer from Vegas. She was a little too friendly, if […]
Who else thinks this is disgusting? EDIT: Link fixed, now goes to proper place.
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